"What I’m saying is that I’m trying to find rational reasons to explain irrational feelings, and that’s never a good sign."
I was going to buy a pocket calculator… …but then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
I swear, there are moments when I want nothing more than to run through the streets waving a giant fluorescent banner that reads:
“Your is a possessive; You’re is a contraction of ‘You are’! Get them straight, people!”